♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE ♪
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP ♪
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR ♪
♪ THE GAME WILL REIGN SUPREME ♪
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y ♪
♪ THEY'LL MAKE A MYSTERY ♪
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FINDING EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CAT'S SUPERIORITY
♪ OH O-OH O-O-OH O-OH
♪ O-O-OH OH OH-OH O-O-OH O-OH ♪
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD ♪
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
OH, LOOK, HEATHCLIFF.
NEW NEIGHBORS.
MY, MY, AREN'T WE FANCY?
HA HA HA HA.
OHH...
[PANTING]
HMM, HMM, HMM.
GRRR...
UHHH...UHHH...UHHH!
I SAY, PUDDY CHAP.
I DO BELIEVE THIS BIRDBATH IS ON OUR PROPERTY.
GRRR...
I DIDN'T THINK ANYONE ACTUALLY CHASED BIRDS ANYMORE.
HOW POSITIVELY MIDDLE-CLASS.
HE'S SO--SO ELEGANT.
OH, I OUGHTA RIP THAT ENGLISH MACKEREL MUNCHER TO SHREDS!
WE RETURN ON THE MORROW, REGGIE.
BE A GOOD SPORT.
AND REMEMBER, YOU HAVE A PROUD FAMILY NAME...
THE WHITECLIFFS OF DOVER.
PBBBT!
YEOW!
OH, THAT SLIMY LIMEY NO-GOOD NO-SLIME...
[SIGHS]
YECCH! YECCH!
[SIGHS]
Heathcliff: YO, SONJA!
HERE'S SOME GREAT STUFF.
YUCK!
SURELY MY LADY FAIR WILL APPRECIATE
A CAT OF DISTINCTION OVER THAT LOUT.
[WHISTLING]
YEECH!
HA HA HA HA.
FOR THE SWEETEST FLOWER THESE EYES HAVE EVER BEHELD.
HOW CHARMING.
GHFF-GHFF.
THIS PHONY'S MOVING IN ON MY GIRL!
TIME FOR THE CAT TO GO INTO ACTION.
[OTHER CATS LAUGHING]
LOOKS LIKE THE SLICK DUDE
MADE OFF WITH HEATHCLIFF'S GIRL.
HEH HEH, I ALWAYS KNEW SHE HAD GOOD TASTE.
[ALL LAUGHING]
RRAAAAAHHHH!
MEYOWRRR!
OWWW!
YEOWW!
[GRUMBLING]
HERE YOU GO. 3 POINTS!
AND NOW, AS I WAS SAYING,
IT'S TIME TO GIVE A CERTAIN SNOB
A LESSON IN HEATHCLIFF MANNERS.
OH, REGGIE, THE MOVIE WAS SO ROMANTIC.
AND SO ARE YOU, MY LADY.
"MY LADY." OOOH!
AH, THE GOOD LIFE.
WITH ME, YOU'LL BE DRIPPING IN JEWELS, FAIR SONJA.
SHALL WE BROWSE?
YOU'RE SO WORLDLY, REGGIE.
I'LL BET YOU'VE BEEN EVERYWHERE.
YES, MY LOVELY.
WE WHITECLIFFS MAY BE FROM DOVER,
BUT WE'VE TRAVELED THE WORLD.
BEING A WHITECLIFF SURE BEATS BEING A HEATHCLIFF.
THE ONLY SIGHTS HE CARES ABOUT SEEING
ARE GARBAGE CANS AND ALLEYS.
HO HO HO, HOO HOO.
I'LL PUT HIM IN A GARBAGE CAN ON HIS...HEAD!
GRRR...MEYOWRRR.
OOH.
OUR CAB AWAITS, MY LOVE.
OH, REGGIE. A TAXICAB.
YOU'RE SO EXTRAVAGANT.
REGGIE... THIS IS GETTING SERIOUS.
I GOTTA CATCH UP WITH THOSE TWO.
[SKATEBOARD WHEELS ROLLING]
HOP ABOARD.
AAAHHH!
WHOOOAAA!
[SONJA LAUGHING]
I'VE HAD A WONDERFUL EVENING, REGGIE.
[CRACKING]
OOOF!
OOOH.
OOOOH, OHHHHH.
OH, HEATHCLIFF. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, MY POOR DARLING.
WHAT HAVE I DRIVEN YOU TO?
OWWWW!
REGGIE, OH, REGGIE. I...
SAY NO MORE. YOU'VE MADE YOUR CHOICE.
I LEAVE A CRUSHED MAN.
STICKY WICKET, THIS.
HMM...
WELL, I BEST FIND SUITABLE LODGING FOR THE NIGHT.
WHAT?
HEY, MY MAN. THAT'S ENOUGH.
IT'S MY TURN.
OUCH!
NOT ANYMORE.
Reggie: CHEERIO, CHAPS.
MIGHT A GUEST SHARE LODGING AND A MEAL THIS FINE NIGHT?
HEY, WHO'S THE FRUITCAKE?
IT'S THE SLICK DUDE WHO WAS WITH SONJA.
REGINALD, OF THE WHITECLIFFS OF DOVER,
AND YOU CHAPS ARE?
UH, WE'RE 3 CATS WHO DON'T LIKE ANY CAT
WITH A "CLIFF" IN HIS NAME. RIGHT, GUYS?
HEY, YOU GUYS WANNA PICK ON A REAL "CLIFF"?
GRRRR.
OUCH! OW! OY! OUCH!
AHEM, YOU FORGOT SOMETHING, OLD CHAP.
HEY, YOU HOBO.
HUH?!
[BOTH PANTING]
GOTCHA!
OOF!
COME BACK HERE, YOU FELINE!
ON YOUR MARK...GET SET...GO!
HEY, STOP! COME BACK HERE!
HEY! GET BACK HERE, I SAY!
PARDON THE INTERRUPTION,
BUT MIGHT I SHARE YOUR FOOD AND LODGING?
AAARRRRGH!
[MUNCHING]
PBBTHHH!
ROWWRRR! AAAAAAHH!
HELP! HELP!
[GROWLING]
HELP! AAAAHH!
[YAWNING]
[GROWLING]
YEEEOWWW!
[WHISTLES]
HUH?!
OUCH!
[SIGHS]
YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO TREAT SONJA LIKE A LADY,
SO MAYBE I SHOULD TEACH YOU
HOW TO GET ALONG AROUND HERE, HEATHCLIFF STYLE.
WHAT SAY, OLD CHAP?
GOOD SHOW, NEW BUDDY.
OWW!
I SAY, HEATHCLIFF, THIS ISFUN!
YO, REGGIE!
YEE HAA!
COME HERE, LITTLE DOGIE.
I'VE GOT THAT TRICK MASTERED.
LET'S SEE WHAT'S NEXT.
"THE BOOMERANG ROPE,
OR, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND."
YEEOWW!
THAT TRICK MIGHT NEED A LITTLE MORE PRACTICE.
SEE, WHAT YOU NEED IS A DAZZLING ENTRANCE.
WHOA...WHOA--WHOA.
FOLLOWED BY AN EMBARRASSING EXIT.
OHHH...
BEING THIS HIGH OFF THE GROUND IS FOR THE BIRDS.
YOU SAID IT, MAC.
WHY DON'T YOU GET BACK TO THE GROUND, WHERE YOU BELONG?
HOLD THE ROPE, MUNGO!
I ALWAYS WONDERED WHAT AN ARROW FEELS LIKE.
NOW THERE'S ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY,
YEEOWW!
All: YEEOOWWW!
Wordsworth: SHOO! SHOO!
Hector: NICE BIRDIES!
NO, DON'T PULL THOSE ROPIEEEES.
YEEAAAHH! YEEAAAHH!
WOULD YOU GUYS BE MAD IF I SAID
I DON'T WANNA PLAY THIS GAME ANYMORE?
NICE LITTLE BIRDIE LIKE TO FLY AWAY
AND GET HELP FOR MUNGO?
I GUESS THAT MEANS NO.
HEEELLLLP!
RIFF RAFF!
HUH?!
HUP..HUP..HUP...
WHOA!
OH, NO.
HANG ON, MUNGO! I HAVE TO CHECK THE BOOK.
LARIATS, LASSOS... AH, HERE WE ARE,
LIFE-SAVING ROPE TRICKS.
YEEOWW!
SO FAR, SO GOOD.
HAVE YOU BEEN PUTTING ON WEIGHT, MUNGO?
A LITTLE. WHY?
JUST THOUGHT I'D ASK.
Both: YEEOWW!
RIFF RAFF, SPEAK TO ME.
OHHH...OHHH.
RIFF RAFF, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
IT WAS NOTHING, REALLY.
NOTHING? I OWE YOU MY LIFE, AND FROM NOW ON,
I'M GOING TO BE YOUR PERSONAL GUARDIAN AND SERVANT FOREVER.
OHHH.
[SNORING]
EH, WAKE-UP CALL!
WHOA!
AHEM.
YES, SIR.
HEY!
I'LL GET IT, I'LL GET IT, SIR.
WHOA-OAA-OAAA!
B-B-B-B-BO-BBBB-BBOO!
HA HA HA HA HA!
YOUR BATH IS READY, SIR.
[HUMMING]
YEEOWW!
TOO WARM, SIR?
♪ DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA DA-DA DA-DA ♪
♪ DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA-DAA
♪ DA-DA DA-DA DA, DA DA-DA
[COUGHING]
ENOUGH SPRAY, SIR?
VERY GOOD, SIR.
WOW, WOULD YOU LOOK AT--
I THINK MUNGO IS STARTING TO TAKE
THIS SERVANT STUFF A LITTLE TOO SERIOUSLY.
[HUMMING]
HMM.
THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING KIND,
BUT MUNGO'S DRIVING RIFF RAFF OUT OF HIS MIND.
[GROWLING]
[LAUGHTER]
YOU SURE WE CAN'T GET CLOSER?
NO, THIS IS THE BEST SPOT,
ESPECIALLY IF YOU WANT TO BE ALONE.
AAAAAHH!
WHAT? WHERE? WHO?
YEAH, WHO?
GET RID OF HIM.
NOW, HOW ABOUT A KISS GOOD NIGHT?
Mungo: HEY, THAT WAS FUN, RIFF RAFF.
WHAT'S NEXT?
YOU CAN CALL ME AGAIN, WHEN IT'S NOT SO CROWDED.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT LOSING ME, RIFF RAFF.
I'M GOING TO STAY RIGHT NEXT TO YOU FOREVER.
OHHH.
I FALL IN THE WATER. YOU TWO TELL MUNGO TO SAVE ME.
THAT WILL EVEN OUR SCORE, AND I'LL GET CLEO BACK.
WHAT ARE WE ALL DOING WAY OUT HERE IN THE LAKE?
SCUBA DIVING.FISHING.
WATER-SKIING.
BUT WE HAVEN'T GOT EQUIPMENT FOR ANY OF THOSE THINGS.
All: SWIMMING.
WELL, OK.
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SWIM.
UH-OH.
WHAT'S ALL THIS FOR?
YEEOWW!
HELP!
MUNGO, SAVE ME!
HURRY, MUNGO. JUMP IN!
WITH ALL THAT STUFF, EVEN YOU CAN SWIM.
DON'T WORRY, RIFF RAFF. I'LL SAVE YOU!
[GURGLING]
I CAN'T SWIM! HELP!
UH-- OH.
GEE, RIFF RAFF. NOW I OWE YOU 2 LIFETIMES.
I KNOW. I KNOW.
HELP!
WE'RE SINKING! HELP!
THAT'S ONE LIFETIME.
CATCH THE ROPE, RIFF RAFF.
GUESS I MISSED.
RIFF RAFF.
PULL, MUNGO.
PULL!
HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, ARE YOU OK?
I'LL BET YOU THOUGHT THINGS COULDN'T GET WORSE.
[CRACKING]
DIDN'T YOU?
YEEOWWW!
THAT'S 2 LIFETIMES. I GUESS WE'RE EVEN, RIFF RAFF.
[ENGINE STARTING]
MUNGO, RIFF RAFF, LOOK OUT!
Both: HUH? YEEOWW!
AHHHH. AHHHH.
GOSH, THAT WAS CLOSE. ARE YOU BOYS ALL RIGHT?
CLEO, YOU SAVED MY LIFE.
NO, NO! SAY THIS ISN'T HAPPENING!
TELL ME IT'S A NIGHTMARE, PLEASE!
GEE, THANKS, CLEO. ISN'T THIS FUN? AND JUST THINK,
SINCE YOU SAVED MY LIFE, WE CAN DO THIS EVERY NIGHT...
FOREVER. AND EVER AND EVER AND...
[DOORBELL RINGS]
YOUR DOG'S REALLY FRIENDLY, RALPH.
WE HAD NO IDEA SHE'D GET SO BIG!
EEE!OH!
ALWAYS SIZE UP A PET BEFORE YOU DECIDE
TO MAKE IT ONE OF THE FAMILY.
REMEMBER, PUPIES AND KITTENS GROW. HEE HEE HEE!
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